Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family.
are you canadian
why does tumblr feel the need to ship everything
because we’ll never have relationships of our own
I’m so excited because the lobby of the Art of Animation hotel has a wall full of concept art. I’m so angry because I forgot my sketchbook at home! This place is gorgeous!
One day I will stay there.
HOW THE FUCK HASN’T TUMBLR FOUND THIS YEt
MY chest hurts from laughing so much. Where was this last night when I was getting hate on?
I really wanna go buy a latte but it’s 7pm so I prob shouldn’t
u did not
J2: Hi, guys !
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
WHO SAID IT WAS OK TO POST SOMETHING THIS HORRIBLE!??!??
hahah wow brb straddling a fencepost
My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.
Because you know what.
You know what.
After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.
would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?
They told us it never worked again. And that was kind of true. They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs. But other things, they got right. They got the vastly delayed aging. And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour. And the talent for leading through example. And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.
Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.
He’s had them since he was a little boy.
That little boy right there.
the best vine video ever
I’ve watched this 12 times and its so funny the little lady
Captain Picard has an Android phone with unlimited Data.
ANDROID PHONE WITH UNLIMITED DATA
OH MY GOD
I CAN DIE HAPPY.